📜 Privacy Policy

What Information Do We Collect?

Literally nothing. Our "petition" is satire, just like the rest of this site.

How Do We Use Your Information?

We don't. Any information entered in the petition form is immediately discarded.

Data Storage

We store your data in the same place we store our common sense: /dev/null

Third-Party Sharing

We wouldn't share your data even if we had it. Unlike actual highway contractors.

Security

Our security measures include:

Contact Us

Don't